genius idea by a guy who had his car stolen once already, he put this in the glove box

http://www.mandatory.com/2016/01/27/a-guy-left-a-note-in-the-glove-box-in-case-his-car-was-stolen-an/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00002185  v ia  https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/42tqul/i_left_a_snarky_note_in_the_glovebox_of_my_honda/